Undergrad vs Grad

Undergrads @ Columbia /Grad Students @ Teachers College

Wear short skirts / Wear suits or sneakers

Have a campus / Have a building

Buy 5 textbooks a semester / Print 100 pages per class a week

Have money / Have loans

Seek out most popular bars / Seek out bars without undergrads

Wear Columbia t-shirts / Wear their national dress

Drool over law students / Drool over Dewey

Ask professors questions / Answer professors questions

Hallmates have loud parties / Hallmates have loud babies

Everyone is impressed they are at Columbia / No one knows what or where TC is